#the biggest dilf

[jakexneytiri]

angy fangy man <3

[starlightseraph]

“Everybody Lies” (2004) // “Everybody Dies” (2012)

[jakexneytiri]

i am a changed woman after viewing this 😩😩😩

jake eating reader out after cumming inside them a few times 🫣💓

It's vulgar. The way Jake eats you out.

With his large hands holding your thighs open as he presses his face into your slicked folds. Your shaky thighs wobble in his grasp, soft cries and sobs falling from your swollen lips at his touch.

And God, he can't get enough of you. Moaning into your heat and spreading your folds open. Swears you're sweeter after you cum.

He stuffs his nose to your tiny clit, tongue rubbing against your gummy walls.

He's came in you so many times it's spilling out past his lips and trickling down the insides of your thighs. Jake scoops his seed back into you with a groan, watching the way you so easily take him back in.

"Jesus," his tongue is on you again, circling inside of you. He pulls back some to suck at your puffy clit, pushing your hand to the ground when you go to push him away cus you're so overstimulated :((

[itsrensfairygardenn]

imagine spooning dilf!art 😞 of course, he loves it when your cheek is pressed against his chest when you two are watching movies on the couch in the living room, or in your bed when you’re cold and only able to fall asleep with your nose tucked in the crook of his neck. but when he’s being the little spoon? it’s a completely different story.

when he’s so tired that he barely manages to crawl under the blanket, with his cheeks pink and soft and glowing after a shower, smelling like your body wash (because he needs you to envelop him completely!!! like he would like to live in your pocket and always feel the scent of your perfume and body lotion around him)

and you understand him without words, shifting slightly so he can lean his head against your chest, and then he lets out his little tired sigh, because he finally can relax after the long and exhausting day of terrible stress. everything have gone wrong for him, but now he has you and he regains his peace of mind :( you intertwine your legs with his under the blanket, and your hands have already sneaked under his shirt, rubbing his tummy, running your manicured fingers over his soft skin, slightly pink after the hot shower. once you start kissing the back of his neck, he’s almost purring, already dozing off like a big well-fed cat (he completely falls asleep only after you tell him that you love him)

it’s safe to say that in the middle of the night he’ll turn around in his sleep to snuggle up to your chest, because he always do this. (in the morning there will be drool on your shirt)

[sejarcus-archive]

Sejanus core but make it unserious

[fezcoreid]

MY FIRST TIME EVER SEEING THIS PHOTO I'M HYPERVENTILATING

OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD

[saturnniidae]

I absolutely Despise beard Hiccup. It's like they were sooo afraid of twink death they just pasted an ugly ass beard onto his younger face and also. The haircut??? What the FUCK is that ugly ass bob. How do ppl find epilogue Hiccup attractive. he is NOT a dilf, he's repulsive.

[bucketofcrows]

if balsamic vinegar were a guy i'd suck him off

[jakexneytiri]

i just love this big blue dilf so much 😩😩😩😩

[memesmadefullmetal]

I want that widower

you’re all feral, get back, get back 🔫

but also there’s a line now, so queue up please.

- Mod Mustang & Mod Hawkeye🔥🦅

[a-cryptid-called-magetha]

it’s been a month and i miss him more than anything

[one-in-a-million-fishsticks]

My biggest beef with the first CV series is that we never got to see Dracula shirtless.

[gothsuguru]

Friend the yuuji/sukuna twin allegations aren’t true anymore it’s over…. it’s so over

OMFG??? THIS IS CRAZY BC WHAT DO THEY MEAN THAT JIN ITADORI IS SUKUNA’S TWIN?:&:!/&/&! EVERYONE WAS SO HYPED ABOUT THE YUJI/SUKUNA TWIN THEORY OMFG WHAT DO WE DO NOW 😭

[chvoswxtch]

y’all i’ve been so wrapped up in the excitement of meeting jon and charlie I completely fucking forgot I was also meeting hayden christensen 💀

[heavenbarnes]

omg u said smth about augustinthewinter in ur art post... !!!!!!!

i do agree that he's rly art coded BUT

that one audio that's like "meeting your high school best friend after 4 years" or wtv is SO PATRICKKK

especially the part where he asks u if he can slap it on ur face LIKE. yes u can🤗💖

PART WHERE HE ASKS WHAT?!?!

i haven’t listened to this one yet 😭 i’m gonna save it up for tonight eeeeeeeee 🤪

[spacelatinos4life]

Game of Thrones’ Team on Dorne, Oberyn’s Exit | Entertainment Weekly (27 July 2014)

The cast of Game of Thrones talks to EW at Comic-Con.